- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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