Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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