- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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