What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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