Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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knock knock who's there? faith

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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