What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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