- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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