- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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