- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

drugs.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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