Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

guess what>? your mum lol

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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