Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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