- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

I will create more jobs for americans

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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