- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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