- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Robin get in the batmobile!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

One, two, three, four and five

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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