- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Eric is gay Ha

black chicken. kfc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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