What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red.

George W. Bush

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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