Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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