- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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