- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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