- Anti Joke

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.