- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Whats green? The color green.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.