- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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