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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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