- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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