Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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