Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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