You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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