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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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