- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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