What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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denisssssssssssssss

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Anti Joke

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