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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Knock Knock Who's there

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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