- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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