- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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