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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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