There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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all these jokes are horrible now

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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