A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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