A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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