What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

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