what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Leave. Now.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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