- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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