- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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