Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What comes after 69? 70

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Knock knock.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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