- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Adam Chebali is awesome

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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