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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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