- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A russian gives away vodka.

Guest what in the butt

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

How you know when dislextic

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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