what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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