Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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I went to work today....

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

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