Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

woman's rights

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Robin, get in the car!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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