Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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