There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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