How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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