- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's funny? Women's rights.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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