How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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