- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Your face is hilarious.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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