a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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