- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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