Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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