- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Who wants water? I do.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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