How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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