- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Faithful men.

knock knock? come in

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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