- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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