- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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