- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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