Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Boner

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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