- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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