What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

how man

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

kennah campion when she talks

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Anti Joke

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