Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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