What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

this website is a bad joke

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

why dont they make black forks

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

No your aunties a joke

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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