- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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