- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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