- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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