Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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